It's Been a Bessie Day...

So, after three days of thawing, the cows were removed from the lab in Briggs. I even dressed up for the occaison: worn out wranglers, wifebeater, and broken down boots for the complete redneck effect. You should have seen the glances we got carryin' those things through the building to my truck!

Of course, the poor cows were not just subject to speculation and putrefaction. Nope, we invited the premiere ballistics expert in the Western United States to riddle them with pistol and rifle rounds:



The little pig Lindsay is holding was later used as a demonstration of gunpower tatooing in close proximity gunshot wounds. Admittedly, this is slightly better than the fates of some of the other pigs:



While the rest of the groups continued to set up their projects, I took a few bites of the Spam Wasabe Joe brought for us, and reflected back on how much I enjoy my strange little life.

To think I almost went to art school, too...