And my blood pressure returns to normal...

So, I called the soon-to-be tenants and explained my housing situation to them. Often times I've claimed that though I have an unusually stressful life, I am somehow the luckiest bastard that walked the face of the Earth. This is one of those times.

Girl three is studying abroad in France fall quarter, and was stressing over finding a sublet.

Problem one solved. In less than 24 hours, too...